May 2013
puppetcams:
The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”
nubesque:
“Do not fall in love with people like me we will take you to museums and parks and monuments and kiss you in every beautiful place so that you can never go back to them without tasting us like blood in your mouth”
psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
swasdicka:
my hobbies include looking things up on the internet that I can’t afford
“It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous...”
– Anaïs Nin (via le-dilemme)
“Books aren’t all supposed to be our best friends. Sometimes they’re supposed to...”
– Kevin Smokler (via recycledsoul)
“I dream about having a house by the water and not doing anything, not feeling...”
– Lee Pace (via iiiloveyougypsyeyes)
“Try to learn to breathe deeply, really to taste food when you eat, and when you...”
– Ernest Hemingway (via nc-17)
Hanging out with my guy friends: →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
What my mom thinks I’m doing:
What I’m actually doing:
“When nobody else celebrates you, learn to celebrate yourself. When nobody else...”
– Joel Osteen (via odaro)
1 tag
Well, shit.
